Dear blank, please blank.

-Dear Taylor Swift,

     

     If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

                                                                                                       

                                                                                                          Sincerely, Shakespeare.

-Dear World,

                               

                                                                                            Sincerely, Ninjas.

-Dear Justin Bieber,

 

     Ariel would really love her voice back.

                                         

                                                Sincerely, King Triton.

 

 -Dear Yahoo,

   

     I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

                                                                                                  Sincerely, Google.

-Dear girls who have been dumped,

 

     There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. 

                                                                                      

                                                                                         Sincerely, BP.

-Dear Facebook,

 

     Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

                                                          Sincerely, Myspace.

-Dear Noah,

      

     We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

                                                                            Sincerely, Unicorns.

-Dear World,

     If you don't want us to take all of the jobs, start actually studying in school.

                                                                                                Sincerely, The Asians.

-Dear life,

 

     Please get theme music.

                              Sincerely, my life would be so much more epic.

-Dear Glass of Water,

     You are half-full of emptiness.

                               Sincerely, an Optimistic Pessimist.

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